An elderly lady calls her neighbor and says "Please come over here and help me. I have a new jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started.". Her neighbor asks "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?". The woman replies "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
The neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea and then",
he said with a deep sigh............................
"..........Let's put all the cornflakes back in the box."
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