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  Lily
  ChanServ (nanook@eskimo.com)
  Mooooooo (azdse@uswest.net)
  wacky
  Adopmom3
  woz
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<woz> thanks bot 
<Adopmom3> wow the rules are a bit much for me... hahah 
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<wacky> oops 
<Adopmom3> no rough play either 
<Court> thank you, wacky. I'm illiterate in these things. 
<Lily> wacky, jill emailing me update tmw, ill forward to 
    all 
<wacky> welcome cort 
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<Court> thanks 
<Lily> hi court:) 
<Court> hi lily 
<Court> Lily.... 
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<Court> I don't know if I can stay awake through the 
    whole meeting. I promise it's not you or anyone else, 
    though 
<Sheraton> hi :) 
<Court> hi sheraton 
<Lily> mooo? could you start log?? 
<Mooooooo> done 
<Adopmom3> ya all did not read rules 
<Lily> thx:) 
<Court> mooooooo! 
<Lily> i thought we'd have a fun chat tonight, open topic 
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<wackedout> kick wacky 
<Lily> this meeting will be open topic 
<Lily> k 
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<Court> hi wacked 
<Court> is he related to you, Wacky? 
<Court> FUN CHAT!!! Sounds good to me, Lily. 
<Lily> what was funniest gift you ever got?? 
<wackedout> ummmmmmmmmmmm donno 
<Court> I'm thinking 
<Adopmom3> a positive pregnancy test in a box from my kids 
<woz> a perfumed love letter after we wer married 
<Lily> lol 
<Court> ahhhhh, mom 
<Lily> aww max 
<woz> well 
<Court> tha's sweet. 
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<Lily> ais?? 
<Mooooooo> santa claus underpants! 
<Lily> lol 
<Sheraton> thinking 
<Court> that's funny. 
<Lily> was he in em?? 
<woz> lol 
<Court> or better yet....who was in them? 
<woz> hummmmmm 
<Mooooooo> just willie 
<Adopmom3> rudolphs red nose.. 
<Sheraton> lol 
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<Lily> lol 
<wackedout> kick wacky 
<Lily> k 
<Court> I don't think that I've ever gotten anything really 
    funny. 
<Sheraton> me either 
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<Adopmom3> what was best gift ever gotten? 
<Lily> sad then? 
<woz> noy eaven a empty box 
<wackedout> I always get shirts 
<Lily> pathetic?? 
<wackedout> best? pot holders for lap 
<Lily> great idea 
<Lily> i got toad house for garden 
<Adopmom3> ok new craft idea to market there wackty 
<Lily> supposed to attract toads 
<wackedout> yup 
<Court> attract toads? 
<Adopmom3> I got to open one already..it was great.. 
    footprints afghan 
<Court> do you kiss one? 
<Lily> toads eat garden pests 
<Lily> lol 
<Lily> yea, he becomesd frog 
<Court> and if you are really, really good.... 
<wackedout> brb 
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<Court> he turns into a prince 
<Court> or...just a frog 
<Lily> what about diet over holidays?????????? 
<Adopmom3> never!!!! 
<Court> no way. 
<Sheraton> yeah right 
<Court> diet is die with a t 
<Lily> lol 
<woz> what is a diet 
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<Court> during the holidays...you are funny, Lily 
<Adopmom3> I think the bodies of the greek goddesses look 
    pretty good..esp now aday 
<Court> my best gift was my engagement ring 
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<woz> lol 
* wacky super glues his as* to floor 
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<Court> wacky....WHAT are you dong? 
<Court> hi wonderw 
<Lily> how much weight put on? cant be metric 
<wacky> staying 
<Lily> lol 
<Court> No weight. I'm in DEEP denial. 
<Adopmom3> lily you are a dirty pool player 
<Lily> lol 
<Court> no diet. no weight. everything is perfect. 
<Lily> weight put on over holidays??????????? 
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<woz> duck for cover 
<WonderW> nah 
<Court> hi turbo 
<turbokev> Hello everyone 
<Lily> court, no hi's or bye'ss, distracts 
<wacky> hi 
<Adopmom3> well lily on that note gonna go get a brownie 
<Court> sorry 
<turbokev> What is the topic? 
<Lily> np:)) 
<wacky> we on fun chat lily 
<woz> very dangerous if glued to floor 
<Court> open topic. FUN CHAT 
<Lily> o, ok wacky 
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<Lily> no rules then 
<Court> really lily? no his or byes? 
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<WonderW> wb 
<wacky> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH 
<Adopmom3> wacky you fall over again 
<Court> wacky...I thought you were glued down 
<Lily> lol 
<Lily> sos 
<WonderW> connection probs? 
<wacky> wore off 
<wacky> yep 
<Court> ooohhh 
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<turbokev> Anyone want to discuss finding a mate? 
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<Court> yeah, connecting himself to the floor with the 
    super glue 
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<woz> tailspin 
<Lily> finding a mate of what, turbo?? 
<turbokev> the opposite sex 
<Court> a mate? got one. DEFINATELY don't need another. 
<Court> just kidding 
<turbokev> someone to date 
<wacky> want one 
<wacky> I want one 
<turbokev> any tips 
<woz> lol 
<Court> where do you live? 
<woz> rofl 
<Adopmom3> bri was that a statement or ? 
<turbokev> of course 
<wacky> statement 
<turbokev> Kentucky 
<Court> I don't know anyone there unless you want to drive 
    to Georgia 
<wacky> I got a tip : never can take too many showers 
<turbokev> I mean Louisville, Kentucky 
<Lily> lol 
<Court> thanks, wacky. I'll keep that in mind. 
<Adopmom3> turbo. that's good horse country 
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<Court> there he goes again 
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<WonderW> wb 
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<Court> heeeeeees back 
<atrpilot> send yourself UPS 
<WonderW> hi kark 
* wacky shoots self 
<Kark> :) 
<Adopmom3> wacky send that sound.. dont laff to me I think 
    my sound is gone again 
<Kark> Wacky 
<Kark> stop that 
<turbokev> lol 
<wacky> later jill 
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<Kark> LOL WW 
<Court> good job, wonderw 
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<WonderW> hi kim 
<Lily> ah 
<Court> now, now, wacky. what have we told you? 
<Lily> good kim:) 
<wacky> bullet sears cape and plows in sid of mirc server 
<Lily> lol 
<Court> no shooting in the chat room 
<Lily> rofl 
<woz> BOOM 
<Court> we are violence free here 
<Lily> this meeting getting out of foot 
<Kim^^> don't know why i'm too dang dumb to type that but 
    i can't:( 
<WonderW> out of foot? 
<Kark> What were you all talking about before I interrupted 
<WonderW> like out of step? 
<woz> dont know 
<Lily> hand is so mundane 
<WonderW> lol 
<wacky> well then I am really outa step 
<Court> no one remembers. i can't remember that far back 
<Court> lol, lily 
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<WonderW> toe is more interesting 
<Lily> hm, yes 
<Lily> who can do nail clipping? 
<WonderW> more like a stalagmite 
<Lily> mine take hours 
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<Court> oh, boy. and I thought I had lost it! GEEZ!!! : 
    ) 
<Lily> lol 
<WonderW> :) 
<Lily> nail polish?? 
<Lily> very festive 
<Kark> Can I tell you all my frustration, it might help 
    me to release 
<Lily> sure, kark 
<WonderW> sure kark 
<WonderW> lol 
<Court> gotta go, guys. I'm soooo tired. 
<WonderW> go ahead 
<woz> k court 
<WonderW> ok, court 
<WonderW> take care 
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<WonderW> good to see you again 
<Kark> Well I get stared out a lot with my disability and 
    my company Christmas party is tomorrow 
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<Lily> go on, kark 
<Kark> I usually shy away from those things but I decided 
    to go 
<Lily> k 
<atrpilot> go go 
<woz> go go girl? 
<atrpilot> go 
<Kark> well I bought this really crazy outfit I think 
    subconscienciously 
<woz> now you have my attention 
<Kark> I was trying to take the attention off me 
<Lily> go on:)) 
<atrpilot> me to 
<Kark> sorry for that spell error 
<Kark> and I had to have it altered, it has shear sleaves 
    and mid section 
<woz> interesting 
<Kark> feathers aroung the neck like a boa 
<WonderW> yes? 
<atrpilot> never mind get down to low cut 
<WonderW> I kind of like that 
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<woz> more 
<atrpilot> yes 
<Kark> well now that it has been taken in I am getting 
    self consious of myself more 
<Lily> sounds good kark, where's prob.?? 
<Lily> ahhhhhhhhhh 
<WonderW> I can relate some 
<WonderW> I think we all can 
<Kark> and it to me is now excentuating my inpofections 
<atrpilot> i can't 
<Lily> yup, pll at that kind ifthing assume i'm drunk 
<Kark> I need to go back to typo/spell school 
<Lily> i avoid big holiday parties 
<Kark> Well it is macking me sad 
<Kark> making 
<Lily> yes 
<Kark> lol 
<Lily> mack truck 
<WonderW> lol 
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<Kark> LOL 
<Lily> or truck, mac?? 
<Lily> hi haa 
<WonderW> yeah 
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<WonderW> ! 
<haa> hi lily 
<Lily> hi in 
<WonderW> wb in 
<In> hi again all:) 
<atrpilot> }::O((((((((((( 
<Lily> topic:fun 
<Lily> nothing heavy 
<WonderW> I can understand why it would make you sad 
<Lily> we dressing kark 
<WonderW> lol 
<Lily> wwe will carry you to party, kark 
<Kark> I went last year and I was ok 
<Lily> in WW's invisible plane 
<WonderW> I think each of us has issues like that 
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<Lily> yes 
<atrpilot> then we cary you home 
<WonderW> hence, we have tea parties that rival the ones 
    in Boston 
<Lily> ill saddle croc, kark, u can ride emu 
<Kark> had fun but if I dont think and feel good and 
    with that outfit I am sure I will be stared at 
<Lily> kark, go with it 
<Lily> then 
<Lily> describe outfit? 
<Lily> it rivalled russian male figure skaters 
<WonderW> if you are self-confident, there is little room 
    for what they think 
<atrpilot> yes 
<Lily> go on the attack, kark 
<Kark> long shear sleeves, shear mid section, black feathers 
    around the sleeves and neckline 
<Lily> lol 
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<Lily> mae west lives 
<Kark> jumpsuit 
<Kark> lol 
<Lily> wow 
<Lily> u'll be knock-out kark 
<Kark> little drop in the back 
<Lily> hi jo 
<Jo-> hi! 
<Kark> makes me feel lumppy 
<Lily> comments please?????????? 
<Jo-> Dont' know what you are talking about? 
<In> can I say something please 
<Lily> sure in 
<Kark> Well sorry to monopolize the conversation 
<In> if u enjoy doing it Kark go 4 it, that is what 
    matters:) 
<WonderW> np, kark 
<Kark> I guess I am just feeling sorry formyself 
<Jo-> What are you doing Kark? 
<WonderW> we had no specific agenda 
<Lily> it ok, kark, i was going to twirll u round 
<Lily> good point, in 
<WonderW> yes 
<In> thx 
<Jo-> Kark are you male or female??? 
<Kark> female, my name is Karen 
<Lily> rofl 
<Jo-> ok 
<Lily> in that outfit????????? 
<Jo-> I came in at end of your posting was confused. 
<WonderW> we've all been there, and there comes a moment 
    when you realize you have youe own beauty 
<Lily> ahhhhhhh 
<Kark> well u got me to :) 
<Jo-> Lily! I know all different kinds of people. 
<Lily> lol 
<woz> sorry important tel 
<Jo-> Matter of fact most men I know would look better in 
    a jump suit than I do. 
<Lily> me too, but reminded me of figure skater 
<Kark> I feel like I am gong to be laughted at 
<Kark> lol 
<Lily> then, laugh too, kark 
<WonderW> and if they stare, at least do something to make 
    it worth their while 
<WonderW> lily and I become caped crusaders 
<Lily> like soft-shoe number 
<Lily> lol 
<Jo-> If you like an outfit and want to wear it, hold 
    your head high, feel beautiful and lead the pack. 
<In> true ww & lily 
<atrpilot> no i will be there butt naked 
<Lily> lol, pilot 
<Kark> LOL atr 
<Jo-> Be an engine not a cabose and slave to fashion 
    dictates. Now atrpilot that is going a little too far. 
<haa> LOL atr 
<Lily> but pilot great dancer 
<WonderW> good point, Jo, I like it, what you think you 
    are, you are 
<woz> lojo i got lost 
<Jo-> Yup. I wear whatever I want whenever I want and 
    they can all go hang. If I like it and feel good in it 
    that is all that matters. 
<In> have 2 go all, night, take care:))))) 
<WonderW> exactly 
<Jo-> bye In 
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<atrpilot> night ladies love yuall 
<Lily> bye in 
<WonderW> bye in 
<haa> night In 
<Kark> I don'tthink I am going to go 
<WonderW> how come? 
<Kark> bye In 
<Kim^^> you don't have to 
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<Jo-> My notion in life was said by the late Totie 
    Fields: A barn is a barn no matter what color you paint 
    it! People would rather look at a pretty painted barn. 
<WonderW> no, you don't have to 
* Mooooooo is partial to barns 
<WonderW> yep, Jo 
<Jo-> Yeah you old barn burner you! 
<Lily> right jo, which raises the diet issue again 
<Kark> I feeling scared and if I dont go I will regret 
    it too 
<Kim^^> wear sumpin different? 
<Kark> Mooooo you are toooo funny 
<Lily> go, kark, and thats an order!!' 
<Jo-> Hang the diets. Doc told me just eat a little bite 
    of everything to get a taste not a whole plate full and 
    don't worry about weight till after holidays. 
<woz> yup 
<Lily> great advice, jo 
<Lily> i have weakness for chocolate 
<Kim^^> dr b*tches every time i go to gain weight! 
<Jo-> You can't avoid all the good food over holidays but 
    you don't have to go without, just don't fill a whole 
    plate up or eat a whole box of chocolates. 
<Lily> my house fuller than willie wonka's of chocs. 
<Jo-> Mine is the opposite, complains I haven't lost. But 
    I haven't gained either so I tell him drop dead. When he 
    gives up smoking I will loose weight. Shuts him up quick. 
<Kark> Well I don't weigh a lot just not in shape, with 
    my disability I have week muscles 
<WonderW> lol, lily 
<Lily> :) 
<Kim^^> what is your disability kark? 
<WonderW> nog creams? 
<Lily> haa, u like chocolate?? 
<haa> yep 
<Lily> no, butter crisps 
<Kim^^> i do!!!!! 
<Kark> Arthrogryposis Multiplex congenitia (AMC) 
<woz> toast all the girls enjoy bye all 
<Kim^^> same as mooooooo? 
<Lily> friend has choc. factory 
* haa sends Modem Man for See's choc's :) 
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<WonderW> I want a nog cream, I emote at cream, as does 
    lily 
<Mooooooo> AMC RULES!!!! 
<Lily> lol, ww 
<Kark> LOVE CHOCOLATE 
<Mooooooo> we bad, we bad 
<Jo-> allergic to all milk products, and chocolate. 
<WonderW> BECAUSE, AND ONLY BECAUSE, IT'S LIKE CP 
<WonderW> :) 
<Lily> it is????????? 
<Jo-> bad but sexy and have a cute butt Moooooooo! 
<Mooooooo> yep :o) 
<WonderW> yep, it is 
* haa says MS RULES!!!! 
<Lily> then u like me, kark 
<haa> :) 
<Lily> :) 
<Lily> the war of the disabilities 
<WonderW> lol 
<Jo-> Couldn't let a night go by again without mentioning 
    Moooooooo cute butt. 
<Lily> what ppl put in stuffing? 
* WonderW seconds that 
<Lily> i put raisins and apple 
<WonderW> celery 
<Jo-> I guess I am out of it. Mine is from injury to 
    spine but now I also have severe osteoporosis with bones 
    of an 80 - 85 year old woman. 
<haa> Karen, what type of party/festive are you attending? 
<WonderW> spice 
<Jo-> raisins, pecans, walnuts, ground pork, gound beef, 
    bread cubes, seasonings. 
<WonderW> oregano, cumin 
<Kark> Company Christmas party 
<Lily> lol 
<WonderW> lassos 
<Lily> what is oyster dressing?? 
<Jo-> yucky stuff. 
<WonderW> huge words 
<Jo-> ferret faces mother makes cornbread oyster stuffing. 
    YUCK! 
<WonderW> bbiab 
<Lily> a polly-syllabic lasso? 
<Lily> k 
<Jo-> She grinds up gooey duck oysters and put them in. 
    You ever seen a whole gooey duck, makes you blush to look 
    at it. 
<Kark> Sorry if I scared everyone away 
<Jo-> Especially when ferret face picks it up, waves it 
    around and lears at you while holding it. 
<Jo-> no you didn't Kark. 
<Lily> anyone want to say anythin else? we seding kark to 
    party 
<Kark> thanks all 
<Lily> np, kark 
<Jo-> Kark you better go to that party. 
<haa> np kark :) 
<Lily> thats why we are here 
<Kim^^> what iun the world is a gooey duck? 
<Lily> lol 
<Kark> I want to and I dont 
<Lily> a gooey duck????????? 
<Jo-> A huge oyster with a neck that looks like a penis 
    that most men wish they had. 
<haa> dakky smothered in honey 
<Lily> lol, jo 
<haa> daffy 
<Lily> rofl, haa 
<Lily> anything else??????????? 
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<Lily> hi jrt 
<haa> Hi jrt 
<haa> :) 
<Jo-> hello jrt! Good to see our Aussie in here. thanks 
    for card. 
<jrt> hello everybody:)) 
<Kim^^> hi] 
<jrt> thats okay:)) 
<Lily> yeh, got card, thx, deb:)) 
<Jo-> ferret face is Richard but everyone calls him Rick 
    cause I hate his mothers name for him. 
<jrt> lol 
<Lily> and ferret-face better?? 
<Kim^^> i love ferret faCE:) 
<Jo-> Be surprised we get people from hospital in stores 
    and they go hey Hi Ferret Face. 
<Lily> lol 
<jrt> well I have 4 and a half hours of freedom left,lol 
<Kim^^> freedom? 
<haa> LOL jrt 
<Jo-> Awwww kid away and hubby too? 
<Lily> is distinctive, i must admit 
<jrt> then I have a 10yo birthday party and sleep over to 
    contend with,lol 
<Jo-> yup and he is such a sweetie pie. All the nurses 
    tease him and call him ferret for short. 
<Lily> wow jrt, and you here on puter?? 
<Jo-> Everyone go OH POOR JRT! 
<Lily> oh 
<Lily> POOR JRT! 
<Kark> Oh ferret face is your husband? 
<Jo-> I survived a few of those, barely! 
<Kim^^> OH POOR JRT!' 
<haa> oh poor jrt :) 
<Jo-> Yup for 18 years now. 
<jrt> yeah picked the cake up and have all the food so 
    all i have to do is set up the games 
<Kark> cool 
<Jo-> 3rd hubby. Annulled first, second died. 
<Jo-> ferret face is the pick of the litter. 
<Kark> lol 
<Jo-> I hope you have ear plugs jrt! 
<Lily> k, all under control, and kark can wear outfit 
<Jo-> yup kark wear your outfit and go to party. 
<Lily> be guest of honour 
<jrt> lol 
<Jo-> jrt hope you have valium on hand. 
<Kark> seems funny to call your husbant ferret face 
<Lily> its the boa feathers i really love, kark 
<jrt> rofl 
<Lily> lol, jo 
<Kark> I will scan a picture if I go 
<Jo-> Nope! One day he took his top plate, pushed it out 
    over his bottom lip and squinted his eyes up, came up 
    behind me and went boo! He wasn't due home for 2 more 
    hours and scared me to death. 
<jrt> well spivr girld the movie goes for almost 2 
    hours... 
<Lily> please, am dying to see 
<Jo-> I dubbed him ferret face then and it stuck. 
<Kark> I think I will at this point 
<Lily> good 
<Kark> but no garentees 
<Lily> u go girl!!!!!! 
<Jo-> great Kark. 
<haa> Okay Karen, send me one of your picture..pls :) 
<Lily> kark, u carry the tourch for us all 
<Jo-> Hope they sit still long enough to watch it jrt. 
<Kark> OK thanks again all, I think I am going to get 
    some sleep 
<Lily> what movie, jrt? 
<jrt> yeah I will tie them to the chairs,lol 
<Lily> k, bye kark 
<jrt> spice girls 
<Lily> and GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
<haa> night Karen :) 
<Lily> :))))) 
<jrt> bye kark 
<Lily> party hearty 
<Jo-> 2 hours of spice girls would put me to sleep. 
<Kark> lol, good night 
<Jo-> nite kark 
<Lily> bye:) 
<haa> jrt, is your daughter gonna be singing :):) 
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<Jo-> gotta go folks, sorry! bye bye 
<Lily> noe, this meeting officially over 
<jrt> well not that i know of,lol 
<Jo-> bye Mooooooo darling! xxxxxoooooo 
<jrt> but anything can happen 
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<Lily> but.....u can stay if u want 
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