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<WonderW> I'm waiting to see if more people are coming 
<anny1> k 
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<ROCK-> we have 5 
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<WonderW> that's fine 
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<WonderW> ok, todays eeting is on songs (or rhymes) from a 
    disability perspective 
<WonderW> there aren't any rules, just jump in 
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<WonderW> I did one to get us started 
<WonderW> I cannot think of a meeting song, the red tape 
    for Hud has been too long, they say I do not qualify, 
<WonderW> are they blind? do they not have eyes? I beg to 
    differ, so I try to get them to think critically, but all 
    they say is wait and see 
<WonderW> Baclofen, Baclofen, anti-spasmodic med, you reduce 
    my spasms, and fog up my head, I may not scale a wall 
    with you, but when people say Zonk out I really do. 
<WonderW> Baclofen, baclofen, some say you do not work; 
    sometimes you do, sometimes you are beserk, but the 
    neurologists all have a heyday, they make signs (a la 
    Burger King) which read Have baclofen your way 
<WonderW> I rather like baclofen, it loosens me up, next 
    week, the doctor's say I'll be able to hold a cup, this 
    will be momentous, and really cool....the week after, I'll 
    work on my tendency to drool. 
<WonderW> Baclofen, Baclofen, anti-spasmodic med, you reduce 
    my spasms and fog up my head, but the very best thing 
    about you, by far, is that when my eyes are glazed, I 
    look like a MOVIE STAR! 
<WonderW> The crowds gather round me, they beg me to sing, 
    and so through the valleys my operatic voice rings. 
<Mooooooo> lol 
<WonderW> gosh, you never know how long they are till you 
    paste 
<WonderW> but that's the basic idea 
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<WonderW> anyone have any? 
<ROCK-> if I typed that good I'd have a job. 
<woz> heh 
<woz> hehe 
<zlie-> froze 
<WonderW> lol, no, I typed and copied/pasted it 
<ROCK-> I'd still have a job 
<zlie-> hi beat 
<Mooooooo> if I typed that good I'd have a job. 
<Mooooooo> instead of on chat with this weird gimpy mob 
<zlie-> hey guys what are we talking about here 
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<WonderW> lol, go Daniel! 
<Mooooooo> we're making up songs 
<zlie-> ????? 
<woz> hehe a zantac a day keeps the ulcer away 
<zlie-> hahahaha............ 
<Mooooooo> lol 
<anny1> ahhhh 
<zlie-> don't be afraid if u have to pay 
<WonderW> but since I don't, here I am with you all, that 
    is, of course, until I have a grand mal 
<Mooooooo> lol 
<WonderW> lol, good, I like those 
<ROCK-> me too::) 
<woz> splatter bo datter my screen is a mess 
<zlie-> :) 
<zlie-> what' sup woz? 
<Mooooooo> unless you're a cow in a state of undress 
<WonderW> if it had any more water, it would be home of 
    the Loch Ness 
<zlie-> euuuuuuuh1 
<WonderW> lol] 
<Kark> lol 
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<Mooooooo> which is quite often, i must confess 
<woz> a touch cush would be nice then my touch would be 
    plush 
<WonderW> spasms, oh spasms, you twist me all up, the 
    mention of such humor makes zlie leave in a huff 
<ROCK-> lets have a little control,woz that was great 
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<woz> you have to slurr the plush 
<WonderW> plushhhhhhhhhhhhh 
<Mooooooo> so if you're on chat and you choose to be 
    naked 
<WonderW> like that? 
<Mooooooo> its safer than out in the sun where you butt 
    would be baked 
<zlie-> yuck! 
<WonderW> lol 
<woz> aarg 
<zlie-> burnt 
<Mooooooo> burnt doesnt rhyle 
<woz> hehe baked buns 
<Mooooooo> rhyme either 
<ROCK-> I'll have a gran mal videoed then somebody can 
    name dance to it 
<WonderW> well, no one said Daniel was politically correct 
<anny1> guess that would be a hind quarter on mooooooo 
<WonderW> lol 
<zlie-> grand mal????? 
<Mooooooo> better to be anatomically correct than politically 
    correct 
<ROCK-> lol 
<woz> rofl 
<anny1> hehe 
<woz> polish peeping tom 
<zlie-> see u guys later 
<zlie-> have a nice day 
<Mooooooo> gimp gimp gimp olay olay olay 
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<Mooooooo> fall on floor all day all day all day 
<Mooooooo> ricky martin 
<WonderW> the epileptic dance, which originated is france, 
    is a dance that's the rage during a seizure, we really, 
    really are confounded by it's charm, but alas, we can't do 
    it at leisure 
<WonderW> lol, Daniel 
<Mooooooo> lol 
<anny1> the anti-convulsants they stop me from shakin' cuz 
    it's the srong ones i'm takin' 
<Mooooooo> lol 
<anny1> brb 
<WonderW> lol 
<woz> hehe taking or fakeing 
<Beat> As we walk thought life we pick flowers and stop , 
    to see the Beatiful of them. as we move on dark clouds 
    begin to roll in unpon us and agian we stop pounder why, 
    and then we see within us a god that has made it all we 
    pounder no longer, for we hisa hands has made it all! 
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<Mooooooo> hi just 
<Beat> got to 
<woz> just sing us a song 
<Mooooooo> sing... sing a song.... 
<Just_me> make it simple to last the whole year long 
<Mooooooo> watch us gimp, just sing a long 
<Mooooooo> lol 
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<Mooooooo> hi huey 
<huey`ette> hi 
<Mooooooo> all our songs are good enough 
<Beat> Got to go guy may catch you later Not Sure Bye 
    all! 
<WonderW> lol 
<Mooooooo> even though they seem so rough 
<WonderW> these are great 
<Mooooooo> we got beat, we got beat, we got beat 
<Mooooooo> until he leaves 
<WonderW> lol 
<Mooooooo> see the gimps, roll'n down the street 
<Mooooooo> because some of us cant stand on our feet 
<Mooooooo> we got beat, we got beat, we got beat 
<Mooooooo> until he leaves 
<Mooooooo> bangels :o) 
<Mooooooo> 1980's 
<WonderW> yep 
<woz> my back is all flack but just give it a wack and 
    i will give you a weez 
<woz> please 
<WonderW> lol 
<Mooooooo> lol 
<huey`ette> :) 
<huey`ette> oh jeeze 
<woz> hehe hu 
<woz> re type 
<WonderW> Louise 
<Mooooooo> good golly gimp molly... you sure like to fall 
<anny1> come on everybody lets do the seizure boogie get 
    down, get down, get down 
<Mooooooo> good golly gimp mooOOOOooooolly... you sure like 
    to falllll 
<WonderW> lol 
<Mooooooo> you fall to east 
<Mooooooo> you fall to the west 
<Mooooooo> you fell on my clothes and wrinkled my vest 
<WonderW> you fall to the spasm that grabs you the best 
<WonderW> lol 
<Mooooooo> lol 
<Just_me> weebles woobles but they dont fall down 
<anny1> hehe 
<huey`ette> :) that was good 
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<anny1> shake rattle and roll 
<Mooooooo> i think we need to serve booze before song 
    meetings :o) 
<huey`ette> yeah, booze would help 
<Kark> yes, lol 
<WonderW> ooh, I love that song anny 
<woz> is a flippy hippy and a bit tipey 
<Mooooooo> shake rattle and roll 
<Mooooooo> i said shake rattle and roll 
<Just_me> rock rock dont rock the boat 
<Mooooooo> epileptics rattle on the floor 
<WonderW> roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun, 
    roll out the barrel, so we don't send beat on the run 
<Mooooooo> until they slide right out the door 
<Mooooooo> lol 
<ROCK-> ol 
<Just_me> lol 
<WonderW> lol 
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<Mooooooo> i used to sing Def Leopards Pour some sugar on me 
    to Sesame Street's C is for Cookie 
<WonderW> lol 
<anny1> bumper sticker epileptic are real movers and shakers 
<WonderW> C is for CP, I'm too good for it 
<ROCK-> we the king of the wtermlon crawl when we have a 
    grn mal 
<WonderW> I like it, anny 
<woz> ok just give us some of your famous carrioke 
<Mooooooo> lol 
<Just_me> lol ROCK- 
<huey`ette> mysthenics do it droopy ???? :/ 
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<anny1> haha huey 
<Mooooooo> gotta find my dictionary :o) 
<WonderW> hey Ray 
<Mooooooo> hi ray 
<WonderW> it's song lyric day 
<WonderW> we're making up songs 
<Ray-1> Hi, laura, daniel. 
<Mooooooo> so stay a play 
<Mooooooo> cuz nothings wrong 
<Ray-1> okay 
<huey`ette> and bupper stickers 
<ROCK-> are made for lickers 
<Mooooooo> lol 
<WonderW> you're where you belong, we chased all the ABs 
    away 
<ROCK-> :) 
<Mooooooo> AB's will run 
<Mooooooo> run AB run 
<Mooooooo> to the theme of cows with guns 
<ROCK-> run forest run 
<WonderW> rofl 
<anny1> yea cuz they can mooooooo hehe 
<Mooooooo> lol 
<anny1> why does an AB run? cause he can 
<Just_me> i was dancing with my darling doing the curly 
    shuffle of the floor 
<WonderW> lol 
<ROCK-> I'll have my hand held shocker when the cattle get 
    ressless and moo 
<Just_me> lol anny1 
<WonderW> and then a feminist came and kicked me out the 
    door 
<woz> my shrink is a think but i shrunk my shrink so my 
    shrink thinks i is the one who got shrunk 
<Mooooooo> lol 
<Just_me> lol 
<woz> hehe anny the flip side to trazadone 
<anny1> anny needs no booze ., lol woz 
<Mooooooo> anny get your booze 
<WonderW> she said she hated men, she said she hated me, 
    I said I was an equity feminist, now she CAN'T STAND ME 
<Mooooooo> anny get your pun? 
<Mooooooo> lol 
<anny1> lol 
<WonderW> lol, I like that 
<Ray-1> Good, laura. 
<Just_me> you ain't gimpy enough to take my man 
<WonderW> rofl, just 
<ROCK-> ouch 
<huey`ette> i got the mestinon blues, the run to the 
    toilet blues 
<anny1> stand back i have a pun and not afraid to use it 
<WonderW> lol 
<Mooooooo> rofl 
<Just_me> lol 
<Mooooooo> i added that to my list 
<anny1> anny sings the tegretol blues 
<WonderW> lol 
<Just_me> go rest high on that gurney 
<WonderW> I know all about tegretol 
<Mooooooo> its better than regret ol 
<ROCK-> lol 
<ROCK-> good one 
<huey`ette> regret? whats that a new drug? 
<huey`ette> LOL 
<Mooooooo> regretol 
<Mooooooo> hansel and regretol 
<woz> elavill and mellaril will rock you but pepto bismall 
    will fix you 
<anny1> hehe 
<woz> montazumas theim song 
<woz> theme 
<woz> whatever 
<huey`ette> LOL i know that song well 
<ROCK-> haha 
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<WonderW> tegretol : they said it tasted like cherry, it 
    didn't you know, it tasted more like motor oil mixed with 
    snow 
<Mooooooo> lol 
<Mooooooo> yellow snow? 
<WonderW> well, maybe not that bad 
<anny1> ewwwwww ewwwww it treeeeeeew 
<woz> dyslexia will flex you but licquor is guicker? 
<huey`ette> prednisone the most bitter pill to swallow will 
    swell you all to hell!!!! 
<Mooooooo> lol 
<ROCK-> exlax should take care of that swelling 
<huey`ette> LOL not in my face!! 
<Ray-1> I don't take drugs. I'm waiting for them to 
    develop that one simple pill that will knock out my CP. 
<woz> St vidas was a twitch until i got the itch 
<Mooooooo> valium? 
<woz> aint that a bixxx 
<Ray-1> Or tequila in pill form. 
<huey`ette> valium for mg is like crude oil to fish 
<WonderW> dyscalculia really makes you unable to tell 5 
    from 2, and adding , adding's even worser the answer is 
    18? no! the answer is CURSIVE! 
<ROCK-> thats byer sprin to me took 10 a day,and didn' 
    feel sleepy 
<WonderW> WOW 
<ROCK-> MOM 
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<huey`ette> LOL 
<ROCK-> mama? 
<WonderW> wb ray 
<Just_me> wb 
<Just_me> what time is meeting and who is running it? 
<Ray-1> That was my CP acting up again. DARN! 
<Mooooooo> it starts 49 minutes ago 
<WonderW> if you want the wrong math quotient every time, 
    call a dyscalculic, they'll do it just fine 
<Ray-1> The inmates are running it. 
<WonderW> this is the meeting, just 
<Just_me> ok 
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<WonderW> we decided that it was getting a little too 
    serious, so we decided to make it delirious 
<Just_me> thats ok too 
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<anny1> ain't nobody her but us chickens, ain't nobody her 
    at all 
<Mooooooo> because going so deep seemed very perilous 
<WonderW> lol 
<WonderW> is this being logged? 
<Mooooooo> yep 
<WonderW> ok 
<Kark> lol 
<huey`ette> LOL why re you afriad? 
<Kark> it will make a funny one 
<anny1> heart doner sings i left my heart in san francisco 
<Mooooooo> to log those to be flogged 
<Mooooooo> lol 
<WonderW> no, not at all, I have no fear of my true 
    nature going down in history 
<WonderW> I'm a writer 
<Kark> nothing can be as bad as the list lately 
<ROCK-> name,rank.an serial number only 
<Kark> thats a good one anny 
<Mooooooo> I'm a writer, I'm a fighter, Im an over-biter 
<ROCK-> I'm a reader 
<WonderW> lol anny 
<ROCK-> go moooooooooooooooooo 
<WonderW> lol 
<Kark> stretch that over 
<WonderW> I sure do want to bite someone 
<Kark> lol 
<Mooooooo> lol 
<huey`ette> ouch.. 
<ROCK-> where's frnkan louis when we need the 
<Kark> hope that aint me 
<Mooooooo> I'm a reader, but not a breeder, im a 
    hemopliliac bleeder 
<Just_me> rofl 
<WonderW> nah, just remaining untrue to the stever miller 
    song 
<WonderW> lol 
<WonderW> my blood comes out while on the run 
<ROCK-> hello mudda,hello fadda 
<woz> arthritus is a friend of mine he will floor you any 
    time for a nickel or a dime fifteen cents for over time 
<Mooooooo> from the 70's... 
<WonderW> this is me, your spastic daughter 
<Mooooooo> i got a faulty pair of roller skates, and then 
    got a brand new knee 
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<anny1> discalcula, dracula laura??? 
<WonderW> lol, Daniel 
<WonderW> no, dyscalculia is my math learning disability, 
    not well-known, but as common as dyslexia 
<ROCK-> we'll sing in the sunshine 
<ROCK-> 60's 
<WonderW> but I could just see a dyscalculic dracula 
<huey`ette> gotta go bye! 
<Just_me> got to go jeopardy is on 
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<Just_me> bye all 
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<ROCK-> during hurricane Adree 
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<ROCK-> poof 
<WonderW> sucking the life out of numbers on behalf of 
    dyscalculics everywhere 
<woz> hugs all burger time 
<WonderW> ok 
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<ROCK-> woz is gone eat 
<WonderW> anyone have anymore or should we wrap up? 
<ROCK-> again 
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<ROCK-> your dime 
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<WonderW> it was fun, I'm glad we did it 
<ROCK-> yea:))))))))) 
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<WonderW> was a good change of pace 
<ROCK-> this is everyday talk for me:)) 
<WonderW> yep...that was the plan 
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<ROCK-> WonderWfull 
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<WonderW> awww 
<ROCK-> you did great 
<WonderW> take care, guys, I'm glad you enjoyed it 
<Mooooooo> :o) 
<WonderW> thanks :) 
<anny> was fun 
<ROCK-> hey 
<WonderW> I thought so too 
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