*** LOG OPENED: Wed Jul 16 18:03:05 1997 --- Participants: HandiBot (disabled@lawgiver.megacity.org) Disabled (disabled@trantor.student.utwente.nl) ChanServ (nanook@eskimo.com) Mimi_ (mimi@lino.com) ^Penguin^ Mooooooo (dse@pacific.net) DopeHat (khodgdon@ionet.net) HelloKit (carlym@u.washington.edu) haa CincyKid (AMCgroup@support-group.com) aurex jody chill Mooooooo via Telnet (dse@pacific.net) --- logging is on HI SO AM I hiya Mooooooo...... it seems that who ever was using MY name has left the system register it, Jody, quick!!! how do I do that? * Mooooooo is prepared er...ask Daniel dan? I forgot :o( type /msg nickserv register PASSWORD Type /msg nickserv register password jinx thanks guys OK, I'm never going to forget that as long as I live * Mooooooo looks at his watch :o) * HelloKit gets out her virtual microphone... *** CincyKid has left irc (Leaving) * Mimi_ slaps Mimi_ around a bit with a (insert marine animal of choice) so 'jody' is now my password? *** CincyKid has joined #disabled it's your nick :o) congratulations Jody wb John the other Jody is going to be real disappointed next time :o) oooooh, I feel...... so new ARE WE READY? READY Carly, dont use BOLD *** Micko has joined #Disabled ready okay its hard to read yes Hey Micko!!! :o) OKAY hiya 10 9 8 7 6 5 HOW ABOUT UNDERLINE? 4 3 no 2 just CAPS 1 K * Mimi_ chuckles 000000 blast off blast off!!!! LOL jinx jody...JINX! IS THIS A JOKE? you owe me a beer haha yep, I sure do :o) DOES ANYONE HAVE A JOKE TO START US OFF WITH? *** DopeHat was kicked from #disabled by Mimi_ (| TeMPTaTioN | BK) what?? Disabled or not, you need a sense of humor when you're moving house. NOT ME I didn't mean to do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry you mean!!! * Mimi_ looks really small they sure do it was a total accident I swear np WAS THAT YOUR JOKE, MIMI? J/K *LOL* nope *** nate__ has joined #disabled lol hay all hey nate :o) hi where are the jokes? *** DopeHat has joined #disabled wb MIMI, YOU HAVE A JOKE? * Mimi_ publicly apologizes to Keith I only have blond jokes yes :o) ok.... What do you get when an epileptic falls into a lettuce patch? LOL JODY anyone? After a few jokes, I have some serious questions what? A seizure salad. LOL LOL LOL! lol lol I LIKE THAT ONE... *** CincyKid is now known as Catz *** aurex is now known as Sal any more? HI CATZ Q: What is the definition of self destruction?? ? haveing major problems A: An epileptic leppar LOL again! lol help! I do not understand a bit! LOL Okay.... this is not really a joke but a definition.... what don't you understand, Sal? sorry.. no habla bien english I'm sure we could all relate to it.... *** Sal has left irc (Killed (hub.eskimo.com (irc.chelmsford.com <- services2.newnet.net 204.122.18.81] (older nick overruled)))) *** hiHeelgrl has joined #Disabled *** aurex has joined #disabled i tried to make a wav and it ended up being 20meg hey hiheel girl welcome back hiHeelgrl :o) oops :o) *** Amazin1 has joined #disabled hi hey Denise :o) Amazin!!! Hey all Keith, are you not speaking to me? EVERYONE, CATZ IS JOHN'S DAUGHTER, CINDY - THE ONE WE'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT! :o) Wooohooooo!!!!!! hey catz! hi Welcome Catz!!!!!! hello.... sorry mimi how'r you feeling after your surgery? welcome Catz!! :o) fine could be better good... MOOOOOOO, YOU SAID YOU HAD SOME QUESTIONS, SO I'M GONNA HAND IT TO YOU FOR A WHILE... more humor anyone? jody...go for it has the meeting started any good surgery jokes? what is the best part of a doctor's job? CATZ DO YOU HAVE THE COMPUTER PET CATZ? what ? ? ping me telling the CEO of an HMO that his surgery isn't covered by his insurance.... what Jody? :o) *LOL* LOL no haa i don't lol cool, Jody :o) saw it in the paper today.... it is now on my fridge LOL Ok, I have some phychological questions about disability humor.../ 1. How do you feel about jokes relating to disabilities in general? ./mode Mimi serious psychology? that requires thinking... right? I'm rather easygoing so it doesn't really bother me.... I think they're great...laughter is the best medicine :o) but.... jokes are jokes..... don't bother me THEY ARE REALCUTE KITTENS THAT RUN ALL OVER YOUR DESK TOP AND CAN BE DOWNLOADED FREE if I knew someone else was sensitive, I'd be careful around him/her 2. How do you feel about them when in a group of people who are disabled? Meaning, are you not offended but worry about the others being offended? * HelloKit agrees with jody. besides....... laughter is the best medicine jinx jody it's been proven now you owe me a beer :o) LOL.... what brand? * HelloKit doesn't tell disabled jokes unless she knows the person well and knows they won't be offended. no um...actually I'm not drinking now :o) ;) 3. How do you feel about them when they are told by someone who is *not* disabled? As an example, a non-disabled friend has a bumpersticker that says 'Be kind to the handicapped, they're fun to watch'. * hiHeelgrl doesn't know any disabled jokes I agree with Carly :o) darn mimi that is sick what Keith? I don't tell any type of jokes unless I know not to be offended It depends on what the non-disabled person's attitude is. right, it depends on how they mean it He's ambivelent Doesnt matter to him well.... if the disabled person has a cute butt.... he might be fun to watch. Right Mimi? if they're a good friend they should be able to laugh with you at your difficulties darn tootin *g* * Mooooooo is 33, single, male, christian, heterosexual, 5-7, 130 lbs, brown hair/eyes, homely, walks weird, and enjoys digital photography, hiking, backpacking, and my last girlfriend said I had a very cute butt. :o) I agree mimi i agree emphasis on: last girlfriend said I had a very cute butt If they are doing it to be malicious, then of course I would be offended. But my boyfriend tells disabled jokes and that doesn't bother me. /:o) let me see Mooooo if I can't laugh at myself then who can? emphasis on 'Daneil is now available' Not even a little bit, carly? No, not at all. exactly, jody hiHeelgrl LOL. Do ya have $5? :o) SOMETIMES I SAY SOMETHING FUNNY BUT IT IS AN ACCIDENT turn around Moooo *L* haa Keith is available * jody moooooo should put his 'cute butt' on his web site BYE EVERYBODY see ya Sal :o) i dont like the bumpersticker that sead men are like parking spaces all the good ones are taken and the olny ones left are handicapped take it easy Sal :o) ROFL!!!! bye sal That's not funny. *** aurex has left irc (Leaving) What's wrong with a disabled man? * Micko just started a new relasionship with a non-disabled person I always thought that the best parking spaces were those that were handicapped.... *** Catz has left irc (Ping timeout for Catz 1Cust12.Max7.Cleveland.OH.MS.UU.NET]) * HelloKit grins. I DO NOT LIKE THAT BUMPER isn't that why everyone wants them? *LOL* jody i sure dont & she hasn't told any disabled jokes yet It can be interpreted both ways cool, Mick, congrats :o) do y'think she'll ever tell one? probably, Mick :o) maybe..... if she feels comfy with you Do you want her to, Micko? good, i hope she wont walk on egg shells around me *** jody has left #Disabled yes of course that's exactly how I feel about it She will... Chris was real shy about it at first. *** Catz has joined #disabled *** jody has joined #Disabled JF has yet to tell an epileptic joke but he laughs at the ones I tell him wb gals :o) thank you I've only been disabled 3 years & i used to tell them before welcome back hell..... I've been a gimp for 26 years and I still tell them gimp? whats that I think it makes a difference if you were born with a disability or acquired later in life someone who limps how they take the joke, that is gimp is someone with an obvious disability I've been for 13 good point :o) like me why is that? * Amazin1 was born with hers.... mimi_ the e-mails have dried up! awwww....wasn't it your turn Mick? hmmm....guess I'm a gimp...never been called that though...that I know of * Mooooooo is an official gimp * Mimi_ is an honorary gimp :o) Is Gimp an acceptable word or not? I HAVE A 20 YEAR HISTORY OF DISABILITY AND STILL CANNOTTELL A GOOD JOKE my brother and sister call me that...... or Mighty Munchkin.... which ever doesn't bother me Only when gimps say it :o) *** pider has joined #disabled yeap i suppose so but u pissed of on holidays(vacation) It is slang... some people are offended, some are not. hi pider! that's true, Mick hey pider :o) I don't think I like it...course I don't like being called blonde either howdy... I know what it is.....just wondering I don't mind most disability jokes, unless they become relentless is your hair blond? one after another yup i'm not offended if a gimp calls me a gimp mine too..... blond jokes don't bother me..... fat butt jokes do some are pretty nasty HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT SOMEONE WITH A DIFFERENT DISABILITY TELLING A JOKE ABOUT ONE LIKE YOURS? (i.e. epileptic tells gimp joke) *** lex has joined #disabled *** pider has left irc (Leaving) there aren't many jokes about arthritis.... hey lex :o) don't mind I arm wrestled Chris yesterday and told him he couldn't use any muscle - it would be unfair since I don't have any arm muscles. *** lex is now known as younguy don't mind hello hey shawn! sorry I'm late Wjat did I miss Mimi, it all depended on the intent What THERE IS NOTHING FASTER THAN A ONE ARMED PAINTER WITH CRABS but I dont usually mind shawn, you missed 30 mins *L* haa LOL LOL hehe HelloKit: I'll left arm wrestle u, that would be a fair match! I meant the subject matter how 'bout.... busier than a one-legged man in a butt kicking contest :oD oh that is close to home! MY 15 Y OLD GAVE ME THATONE cool :o) shawn, its best to go back and read the log GOOD JODY OK... I like it :o) What do you do when someone is having a seizure in the bathtub? what? * Mimi_ knows this one :o) ok Throw in the laundry. lol...Dope *** Eaglekid has joined #Disabled lol :) that's bad! howdy Eagle *g* *** Eaglekid has left irc (Killed (Ebroh (spamming))) you took one of mine Keith :o) <^Penguin^> What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch? <^Penguin^> Seizure Salad you guys want to know sick humor? *LOL* you're stealing all my jokes :o) what? *** Catz has left irc (Ping timeout) sorry mimi we had a snowy owl rushed to us at the zoo np Keith :o) I LIKE THE BATHTUB JOKE what for? it was hit by a commuter train and lost both wings awww the keepers named it Choo-Cchoo LOL That's mean... i have one thats about me poor thing lets have it Keith he's doing well..... what keith? *** wheelo has joined #disabled go for it DH heya wheelo! The definition of chaos: evenin' hi, 'lo A bus-load of Jerry's kids passing a magnet factory! * Mimi_ chuckles LOL!! lol heh dogs gotta go..... be back in ten k k :o) jinx THERE IS A VERY SMALL BOY WHO LIVES ACROSS THE STREET AND MY GIRL CALLS HIM INCHES For the benifit of those who came late or must leave early, the complete meeting log can be downloaded from http://members.tripod.com/~disabled <^Penguin^> of course everyone has heard about the blind guy who walks down the aisle of the store knocking everything off the shelf with his cane.... oh if this a meeting I should leave <^Penguin^> clerk asks him 'Can I help you,sir?' no stay!!!!!!! <^Penguin^> 'Nah, just lookin'' stay Hiheel!!!!! *LOL* hiHeelgrl, dont leave!!!! LOL!! lol don't you have to be a member ? nop nope :o) No, of course not, Hi heel.. * ^Penguin^ is not a member, just the Presindent <^Penguin^> lol nop=nope LOL Nope, just have to be able to breath :o) don't leave Not necessarily... *** wheelo has left irc (Ping timeout for wheelo 206.30.133.103]) * ^Penguin^ is not disabled, but has worked for and with them on many occasions <^Penguin^> Mooooooo, did oyu ever see my list post about Recording for the blind? nope * ^Penguin^ checks his files.... <^Penguin^> I'll fwd it to you if i still have it cool :o) <^Penguin^> i volunteered for them for several years What's blue and does'nt fit anymore? <^Penguin^> ? Mimi what mimi? ? 501s A dead epileptic. LOL *g* <^Penguin^> ouch! What do you call a quadriplegic in your mailbox? <^Penguin^> .....now that's bad...mimi...LOL what keith? stuck bill *** Catz has joined #disabled ROFL! hi hiya Catz :o) <^Penguin^> in front of your door....Matt <^Penguin^> on your wall....Art *L* *** laidback has joined #Disabled in your pool? i have more moo in the pool... Bob hi all yep :o) hey laidback! ok keith :o) hi moooo! how r u? * ^Penguin^ loves the disabled hiya <^Penguin^> If it werent for them I nevver WOULD find a place to park who tastes like water? oh that is nice penguin <^Penguin^> hehehe * ^Penguin^ doesnt even have a car :P LOL *** Micko22 has joined #Disabled what kieth? wb Mick bud *** Micko has left irc (Ping timeout for Micko client8659.globalnet.co.uk]) *** Micko22 is now known as Micko brb lag *** laidback has left #Disabled I have a question what catz? ik xatz! what i dont get it keith Why don't they make mouse flavored cat food Would YOU want to be the taste tester???? LOL... Catz I know the answer to that question... ROFL What do you call a quadriplegic who tastes like water? bud *** wheelo has joined #disabled What is the answer kit ok... let's try this again wb weelo! No one's stupid enough to taste a mouse and then the cat food to make sure it is in fact mouse-flavored... <^Penguin^> anyone here seen mothballs? would the cat know the diffrence *LOL* yuk! lol Owie... my hands hurt. why? <^Penguin^> How the hell do you get them to spread their legs for you? <^Penguin^> lol LOL * HelloKit slaps ^Penguin^ around a bit with a slice of anchovy pizza. <^Penguin^> abtually <^Penguin^> actually * Mimi_ chortles What do you call a quadriplegic with a cut on his face? What's a cats favorite ice cream? * HelloKit isn't gonna be able to do much more typing... what Catz? :o) sorry kit mice cream LOL! *LOL* cute :o) *** SoftCell has joined #Disabled NICE *** rooster has joined #Disabled Hey!!! What do you call a quadriplegic with a cut on his face? Keep it clean... *** SoftCell has left #Disabled what, Keith? nick dopehat. i don't know *L* sheesh ! 3 old guys are sitting on a park bench... *** rooster has left #Disabled well got to go *** jlubin has joined #Disabled BRB ... the first one says, ' I'd give anything to be able to have a really good number one every day see ya later younguy ok see ya shawn! *** younguy has left #disabled ok the second says, 'I'd give anything to be able to have a really good number two every day' *** ^Penguin^ is now known as PengSmokn *** jlubin has left irc (Leaving) what have u gotta do 2 get ops in here? ...the 3rd says, 'well... every day i have a really good number one at 7am... and every day i have a really good number two at 8am... and i wish i didn't.' *** hiHeelgrl has left irc (Leaving) Micko, you have to turn into one of us :o) i already am! ...the other two guys ask, 'so what's your problem'? *** hiHeelgrl has joined #Disabled *** chill has left irc (EOF from client) surely you could do with a UK op! hey! what'd I miss? ... he answers, 'i don't get up till 9' LOL lol For the benefit of those who came late or must leave early, the complete meeting log can be downloaded from http://members.tripod.com/~disabled lol LOL!!!!! yeah, yeah, yeah Mooooooo bye all...have a great night! LOL ok bye A1 see ya amazin LOL Bye Denise :o) Dan...... I'm trying your recipe for water on the rocks. Not bad...... see ya , i don't get it? *** LOG CLOSED: Wed Jul 16 19:01:28 1997